Here are some pick up line that I thought people like me may use during those nights when you sit in a corner of that bar and pick up humans for a change . I may add a few more soon. So in the meantime, enjoy!

Top Ten Bestial Pick Up Lines:

10. Wanna ride my horse?

9. How would you like to make our animal friends happy?

8. Wanna get in touch with your animal side?

7. I have a big snake for a pet.

6. You have a cat? That’s PURRfect!

5. My horse and I could give you riding lessons.

4. I’ve got THREE animals at home. *nudge, nudge, wink, wink . . .*

3. My doggy can do a lot of tricks.

2. I need help. My love life has gone to the dogs.

And the Number One Bestial Pickup Line IS:

1. You love animals. I love animals. Let’s do it.

And Here’s another one!!!
Twist your tongues out, people!!!!

Brisk brave brigadiers
banged broad bright boars,
bears, and bulls —
banging them bangingly.

Here’s another one for your oral AND vocal pleasure!!! Hahahaha! Enjoy!!!

There was a young fuck named Fischer
Who fucked a fish in a fissure.
The fish with a grin,
Fucked the fucker in;
Now they’re fucking the fissure for Fischer.

Say this one several times REALLY fast during a drinking game with your furry buds and have a fucking good time!!!!

If a dog fucker taught a dog fucker
To fuck ere the dog could fucker,
Ought the dog fucker fuck
Be taught to say fuck, or suck,
Or what ought to be taught her?
If to fuck and to fuck a dog fucker fuck
Be taught by her dog fucker tutor,
Ought the dog get fucked
If the dog fucker fuck
dog and fuck at her dog fucker fuck?

Red doggy dick at night,
Sailor’s delight;
Red doggy dick in the day,
Sailor’s got his ass dog banged without delay.

Fuck a dog, fuck a dog, my horny man
Fuck me a dog as fast as you can;
Hump it and suck it and put it on DVD,
And put it in the TV for Baby and me.

Horny Georgie couldn’t bring himself down,
So, he fucked the dogs and made them cum
When the Animal Rights cops came out to play,
Horny Georgie ran away.